Tag Team Championship
Title Change on DQ or Countout
2X (c) vs Henhouse Slaughter
The tension could be felt between these two teams as ring introductions were made. Then once the bell rang, Henhouse, not wanting to give any kind of advantage to 2X, ambushed them, then isolated Maxwell as Fox and Penbrook isolated him and worked quick tags. Eventually an eye poke and a tag to Cross turned the tide and allowed 2X to then isolate Fox as they took a prolonged run of offense that was littered with cheap shots and referee distractions.
Then came a hot tag to Penbrook who came in and cleaned house, even hitting Maxwell with Heavy Duty (choke bomb) and pinning him for an obvious three count, but Cross had made a blind tag. After this it was an all out for between the two teams, making it hard to even track who the legal man was. After order was restored, Maxwell had Fox pinned holding the rights, but just before the referee slapped three he noticed and stopped the count.
The ending saw all four men in the ring when out of nowhere Fox hit the East Ender (Asai DDT) on Maxwell then he and Penbrook hit Fish and Chips (tree of woe cannonball) on Cross to pick up the pinfall victory.
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!
We cut backstage to the locker room area where we see Henhouse Slaughter, Eddie Penbrook and Rupert E. Fox celebrating their Tag team championship win over 2X. Of the two Englishmen, Penbrook is clearly the more jubilant one, holding the titlebelt aloft in one hand, holding a bottle of champagne in the other and singing from the top of his lungs.
Eddie: WEEE AAAAARE THE CHAAAAAMPIOOONS MY FRIEEEEEEEEEND!!!!
Fox on the other hand is taking the win in a much better stride, sitting on a bench with the title belt on his lap and sipping the champagne from a glass like a true gentleman. Penbrook notices this and rushes over to his partner, emptying the bottle in his hand over Fox’s head.
Eddie: C’mon Rupert! WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS! Time to loosen that stiff upper lip!
Looking at his partner with a look of exasperation, Fox takes his aviators and starts drying them off with a nearby towel, then raising his glass towards Penbrook
Rupert: Well done Edward, cheers, goody gumdrops and all that
Before Penbrook has a chance to respond to his partner, we hear “rule britannia” emanating from Fox’s bag and the two men look at each other. Fox reaches for the bag and reveals a ringing cell phone. They both look at the caller id, exchange glances and after Penbrook shrugs, Fox answers the call
Rupert: Hey dad, how’s tricks?
We hear Lord Fox from the other end.
Lord Fox: Put that bloody Chinese piece of crap on speaker so I don’t have to repeat myself, will ya?
Fox switches the phone and glares at Penbrook.
Rupert: Yer on speaker dad so--
Lord Fox: About bloody time you two got something done right!
Before Fox can respond in some snappy way Penbrook speaks up.
Eddie: I told you we’d get it done Lord Fox. All we needed was a way to force those two twats to fight fair. I apologize it took this long but hey, we won in the end! I do admit I am a bit surprised you are awake Lord Fox, since it must be stupid o’clock over there or something
Fox sniggers but muffles it with his palm as the phone comes alive.
Lord Fox: A man in a position such mine does not get to be a man in such a position as I am by sleeping Edward. I am sure you are delighted to know that I took the liberty of sending a slice of your bonus back home to dear Mrs Penbrook, the old gal will be living off with that for a good while.
The two men seem taken back by the gesture, Penbrook especially.
Eddie: Sir..I don’t know how to thank you..but thank you.
Lord Fox: Don’t thank me you silly sod! It was to make sure you don’t let that nimwit son of mine fuck up those championships the first he gets. Tonight, fish and chips on me for the pair of you..2 pint limit then on the next bus to the hotel. No funny business, you got that Edward? If I see some headlines on the papers over here about my son his head between some tarts wobblies and soaked in champagne I know who to call.
Eddie: Sir, I’m sure The Sun doesn’t get much readers this side of the world anyway and..
Lord Fox: DO NOT MENTION THAT SHITRAG AROUND ME, BOY!
When Lord Fox raises his voice, both members of the team shirk a bit, but Penbrook quickly moves in to cover his blunder.
Eddie: My apologies sir, I merely tried to insinuate that whatever passes for journalism over here would not get much exposure over there and whatever journalists from over there come here wouldn’t get much readership here. But understood sir, I will keep an eye on young master Fox and keep him out of trouble. You do not need to worry your head with him, you can focus on your affairs over there with a calm mind.
Penbrook glances over to Fox who has filled his champagne glass and is sipping it, somewhat amused by Penbrooks assurances.
Eddie: And I can assure you Lord Fox that this is merely the beginning . These championships aren’t going to be leaving our possession anytime soon. You can be proud of your son, he has improved considerably.
He threw a compliment at the end, hoping to score brownie points from both Foxes
Lord Fox: are you trying to have your way with me young man?
Eddie: Sir no what I simply meant--
Lord Fox: Then get your tongue out of my arsehole! I know how these things go, you two made it big and expect to celebrate it. I acknowledge that just don’t go making a right pair tits of yourselves, being champions means something in legitimate sports, bloody kids and youngsters look up to you for example and motivation. Be worth that and make the old country proud or go ruin this good nation’s reputation on someone else’s expense, now I got to get off the horn these bloody calls are expensive as shite, have a good cuppa on me tonight just make sure you get the receipts sent over.
Rupert: Right you are dad, some sugar on that tea then?
Lord Fox: You may have some if you feel like it son, none for me though. I’m sweet enough.
He hangs up unceremoniously and Fox looks at his friend.
Rupert: is it just me or..was he actually happy for once?
Eddie: Who knows, maybe he was even proud of ya Rupert..
Rupert: Oh Piss Off! That’s too rich even for your humour. Take that bottle to go, we have to go out and be like champs, you heard the ol’ git. Maybe take some photos with the fans, get trending on the haps on twatter and all that..
He stands up, walking out with his championship and we see Penbrook with a title and a bottle of bubbly.
Eddie: wouldn’t kill you to smile for once in yer life, we are the bloody champs you cunt..
Rupert: I HEARD THAT!
Eddie: What? I just said that I’mma get me coat!
With that the show moves on.
Jealousy Is A Bitch
The camera shifts to the outskirts of the setup for FightFest V, where the talent parking is. Moving very slowly, through the sea of people, is the group of Slade, his sister Bobbi, and Roxy, sporting a pair of crutches and a knee brace over her fitting, low slung jeans.
Bobbi: Now, while John is out there, I'm going to be the one to help you out today. Whatever you need, I'm on it.
Roxanne Spaulding: Look, Bobbi, I love you. Maybe as much as your brother does. But you have been damn near up my ass since last week. You GOTTA let me do some stuff on my own.
Slade: Didn't THAT mindset last week get you here today?
The fiery redhead glares at the big Texan as he chuckles.
Slade: What?
Roxanne Spaulding: Keep laughing, asshat. I'm the one with the busted up knee here.
Slade: Bobbi cares, just like I do. Let her help if I can't.
Roxanne Spaulding: There's a difference between 'helpful' and 'coddling', and y'all are dancin' on it.
The group continues to make progress to the main production area, with Roxy holding up the group.
Slade: Should... I carry you?
Roxanne Spaulding: Oh that'd be the PERFECT image for our fans, huh?
Slade chuckles again.
From in between the talent trailers the colorful and oddly charming former Television champion, Lyric comes barreling out of nowhere, almost landing full force into the Hall of Famer before skidding to a halt. She’s decked out head to toe in her signature black and red diamond accented ring gear and boots with her black half shirt that has “Abby’s Gonna Eat Rawlings” emblazoned in metallic red script.
Her eyes go wide with surprise as she looks up at Slade, finally breaking into a broad smile. It’s uncertain which “person” is in control at this point.
Lyric (as Abbadon): Well, well, well, what do we have here? A giant, a cripple, and a, hmmm what are you doll?
Before anyone can answer, her face twists as if in a struggle as her posture becomes more relaxed.
Lyric: Abby! That’s enough! Save it for King Dickbag later in the ring! They’re good peeps. Isn’t that right guys?
Roxy glares at the harlequin woman.
Roxanne Spaulding: I haven't decided yet.
Slade steps in front of Roxy, hoping to divert a little attention.
Slade: Come on, Rox... is that any way to greet a good friend?
Lyric slaps her hand over her mouth, realizing they had no idea who she was. When she recovers from the embarrassment, she extends her hand out and smiles genuinely.
Lyric: I’m soooo sorry! I just kinda assumed that you knew me since we’re on the same show and -
She gives Slade a grateful look.
Lyric: - you came to my defense on Twitter. Thanks by the way. I’m Lyric, the nasty bitch that insulted you is Abbadon but I call her Abby, and last but not least is Xaxis but he’s been quiet lately. I definitely know who you guys are!
Roxy hasn't lost the glare.
Roxanne Spaulding: Likely excuse. But it's whatever. At least you didn't try to hug Slade... so far.
Slade sighs heavily.
Slade: Sister, could you be a tremendous help to Roxy and get her to our trailer?
Bobbi nods, guiding the resistant Roxy back.
Bobbi: I'm Bobbi, by the way, Miss Lyric. John's little sister. Good luck out there tonight, we're all pulling for you!
As Bobbi hooks Roxy's arm to steady her, the redhead looks at Lyric again.
Roxanne Spaulding: Don't lose. We don't associate with losers here.
Without a hint of a smile, she starts moving again. As they leave, Slade just shakes his head.
Slade: When will she get that she has NOTHING to worry about with the pretty ladies here?
Lyric’s smile drops from her lips for a few seconds as she watches Roxy’s back retreating.
Lyric (as Abbadon): I let you talk, now I have one thing to say and then it’s your show again. (to Slade) What this doormat here is too nice to say - and I would listen carefully - there is no time, now or ever, that I will forget what the redheaded bitch just said. Know that if I ever catch a hint of disrespect from her again, I WILL deliver the hellworthy vengeance I am famous for. That being said, I hold no ill will for you or your sister so there’s no problem here. I’ve made my point, and as a Knight of Hell, I don’t repeat myself. It’s been a pleasure but I promised I’d give her the wheel back, so good day.
In a blink, Lyric is back to her normal bubbly self. She shrugs her shoulders shyly.
Lyric: Sorry about that. When Abby wants control, she just takes it.
She leans in to whisper.
Lyric: If I were you, I wouldn’t forget what she said. She wasn’t kidding and I can’t control her.
She leans back once more.
Lyric: You mean you really had no idea who I was? Man, that’s harsh…
Slade: Roxy fights her own battles--regardless of how foolish the reason. I love her, and always will, but she likes to write checks her ass can't cash sometimes.
The big Texan smirks.
Slade: And for the record, of course we know you. Roxy probably got pissy about the 'cripple' thing, and the fact that yet ANOTHER smokeshow here likes me.
Slade looks thoughtfully at Lyric for a moment.
Slade: As for Twitter, I know I'm an old head and all, but Rawlings is fucking archaic. You've got somethin' special, and it really sucks you're wasting it kicking his dumb ass.
Lyric laughs authentically.
Lyric: I told you guys that wasn’t me! But you said she writes checks she can’t cash, right? Well, take it from my personal experience, that last one bounced - HARD. Did you see what Abby did to Jinx a couple weeks ago for Lucky? That’s exactly what I mean.
She gives a slight absentminded wave of her hand as if she was trying to rid the negativity.
Lyric: Anyway! Tell her to rest easy ‘cause this “smokeshow” has a major thing for Lucky. You’re safe till he crushes my hopes. You really need to understand how much I appreciated the way you stepped up for me. I’m not the greatest at keeping current on Twitter and that one slipped by me. I’m still confused how he jumped to that conclusion though. I meant to put positive energy out in the universe along with a nod to my faith.
She shakes her head.
Lyric: Personally I think he’s afraid of women in general and can’t stand that we treat him like he’s got lice, HPV, and syphilis at once. Maybe I’m wrong but I doubt it. He’s a tiny little boy that, from the rumors I’ve heard, has a tiny little cock - excuse my French.
Slade laughs heartily.
Slade: I don't know exactly who or what hurt Rawlings, but it's been a goddamned embarrassment for us all. If you leave anything behind tonight, I'll clean up the rest in a couple weeks.
The Texan looks thoughtful again.
Slade: I dunno what it is with the ladies here, but I'm seeming to attract 'em like... well, I have no idea. Sure wasn't this lucky in my younger days, that's for sure.
Lyric gives him a crooked smile and slugs his bicep playfully.
Lyric: Man, don’t sell yourself short. You still got it. I just happen to be hung up on my Lucky, lucky for her. Do both of you a favor and put a ring on it. I promise you she’ll chill out - at least for a little while. And do it before her mouth runs away again please! I don’t wanna lose my drivers’ seat so Abby can do her thing, if you get me. I really don’t wanna hurt you by proxy, big guy.
She sobers for a moment, going uncharacteristically serious.
Lyric: IF I leave anything for you next week - and that’s a big if - you wouldn’t want an extra hand out there to keep him on the level would you?
Slade: Miss Lyric... I'd be honored.
He smiles truly.
Slade: And, uh... thanks. You know, for the compliment. About... well, you know.
The big man is legitimately flustered at the moment, He clears his throat to try and regain focus,
Slade: Well, uh... I should probably be gearing up to whip the shit outta Draco in a few. He's written a check on Roxy that's earned one helluva receipt.
Lyric nods excitedly and smiles.
Lyric: You’re absolutely right….Mr. Smith. See how weird that sounds? From now on, NO Miss Lyric, got it?! If you don’t quit it I’ll help that bag of dicks kick your ass. How’d you like that, huh? Not much I know. So you get in beast mode and kick some ass and I’ll turn Abby loose when the time is right. Deal?
Slade: It's not my fault... you can take the gentleman out of the South, but it's hard to stop a Southern gentleman. I'll do my best though, Mi... Lyric.
Slade grins.
Slade: Give 'em Hell tonight.
Lyric: You too.
Lyric smiles and nods, almost skipping away. The camera fades to black as Slade watches her go for a moment before shaking his head to clear it and going the opposite way.
Draco Dragotta came to the ring with his son, Kit Kobold accompanying him to the ring. As soon as Slade hit the ring the two of them started brawling. Taking queue from the two of them, the referee called for the bell to start the match. Slade quickly used his size to get the advantage in the match, as he pushed Dragotta into the corner and started to unload with knee lifts followed by repeated clotheslines.
Slade continued his prolonged offense until Kit Kobold got up on the apron and tried to get into the ring. This referee distraction was enough to allow Dragotta to hit a low blow followed by a chop block from the knee. For the next few minutes, Dragotta worked over the knee, starting with repeat kicks to the knee. Then he drug Slade over to the corner and began to slam his knee into the ring post, then locked him in a figure four around it, wrenching on the knee. This offense continued for a while. At one point Slade started to post a comeback, and hit Big Fn Boot (bicycle kick), but his knee buckled to turn the tide back to Draco Dragotta.
Dragotta took another run of offense, only this time he went for his bigger moves while still focusing on the knee, eventually hitting the Money Shot (diving splash), only to have Slade kick out.
After that, with crowd support, Slade started to turn things his way, hitting a series of power moves, then capping it off by hitting Final Trip (press powerbomb) and pinned but there was no referee to count as Kobold again got on the apron. Slade ran to the ropes and it Kobold with Big Fn Boot. He shouted at the referee, who in turn tossed Kobold. While the referee dealt with Kobold, Slade took a page out of Dragotta’s playbook and hit him with a low blow followed by a Final Trip to win the match by pinfall.