Third Leg
The team of Rikers Demolition Squad are standing backstage watching a replay of Jupiter’s loss last week to Legion, due to the outside interference from her minions; Danae and Kassandra.
Jupiter: Tell me, why are we watching this again?
Zeus: Because you always want to be the brains of the operation and I let you, you’re a good talker, me not so much. You add the psychology of it, I add the bruteness, but if you don’t see the problem, then you’re slipping.
Jupiter: The only problem I see is a total lack of respect from this Hive.
Zeus: Or how about the fact that we need a third? We’re good, we’re damn good, but numbers will win out in the end. That’s how you lost last week. That’s how we lost our tag titles as well. This is just like back in our days at Riker’s Island, it’s becoming gang warfare out there.
A bottle busting can be heard. The camera pulls back to show Showcase wrestler, Butch Slaughter, who as tossed an empty beer bottle to the side.
Butch Slaughter: I hate this Mexican beer. It tastes like beer shit. I couldn’t help but to overhear you need a third.
Butch walks up to the duo and holds his hand out to Jupiter. Jupiter looks at it but says nothing.
Butch Slaughter: C’mon man, I like your work, you’re big on respect, so just take my fucking hand already.
Jupiter extends his hand out.
Jupiter: Do I know you?
Butch laughs.
Butch Slaughter: You sure as hell do. Remember about two years ago, that six-man death match back in Long Island.
Jupiter: I do, I remember it well. I have scars from that match.
Butch Slaughter: Yeah, so do I.
Butch turns his head to the side to show scarring behind his left ear.
Jupiter: Odd, because I don’t recall you from that match.
Butch laughs, holding his stomach as he does with a big deep laugh.
Butch Slaughter: You wouldn’t. I had long blonde hair at the time and they had me wrestling under some stupid gimmick, they called me Pretty Ricky Evans. Stupid’s shit ever.
A light of recognition hits the face of Jupiter, as does Zeus.
Zeus: Pretty Ricky. Hell, I always thought you were...
Butch Slaughter: Whoa there, big guy. Better watch it. The PC police will get you for that. And no, I’m not. They just saddled me with some stupid gimmick because they thought a death match guy with a pretty boy gimmick would be entertaining, the fucking chodes. Almost ruined my career. That’s why I’m here, wrestling as...well...me, and trying to get a fresh start. But let me get to the point. You need a third, you know what I can do...what do you think?
Jupiter: I think we can give it a try. Just now, though, if you step over that line and disrespect us...
Butch Slaughter: Yeah, yeah, yeah. You’ll put me down like a dog, only you’ll put it more eloquently. One thing you two will have to do is we’re gonna work together is chill out. Not everything has to be so serious. Loosen up.
Zeus slaps Jupiter on the arm, laughing as he does.
Zeus: Yeah, listen to him. Loosen up a bit. Relax....
Futures Changed?
The scene cuts to ringside and Casey Holliday is standing in the center of the ring with the Belt of Ascension in hand. She is absolutely NOT in good spirits right now. There’s a bit of a distraught look on her face. The look in her eyes indicates slipping confidence. She’s holding onto the microphone but she looks like she’s dreading being out there. Still, she’s able to be composed enough to express her thoughts.
Casey Holliday: I’ve always been brutally honest and I’ve never sugar coated anything… even if the person that I am being brutally honest with is myself. That’s why I am out here. The last two times I’ve competed in this ring, I’ve been pinned by Chance Field which that in and of itself was bad enough… and then last week, I get pinned by the son of a bitch that I’ve been wanting to have one on one for an ETERNITY in Jake Mason and THAT… you know what that tells me? It tells me that I don’t deserve this…
Casey glances at the Belt of Ascension, referencing this.
Casey Holliday: This belt is to represent the future of this company and all… and I’ve done WHAT with it? Lose… be further irrelevant… continue that fall down the fucking ladder that started in ‘other companies’ if you know what I mean. Just when I think things are starting to get better in this AWFUL year for me, they don’t. Last week? I’ve got to be honest. Maybe last week was a warning. Maybe I’ve already peaked in my career and it’s never going to get better. Maybe I am about to decline and be out of this business by the age of 30. It sure feels that way. No matter how hard I try, no matter how much effort I put into what I do, it’s not good enough, hasn’t been good enough all year and honestly, I don’t know if it will ever be good enough again.
At this point, maybe I should go back home and take care of my dad and just re-focus on everything. It seems like the only way I can ever get out of this. Maybe I should just admit that the business has not only caught up to me, but passed me by. It’s funny, because Jake’s stupid puppet master asked me what I really ‘wanted’ a few weeks back. At this point? The only thing I want is for this nightmare to be over and for the pain in my heart that’s associated with it to stop so I don’t have to look my father in the eye as the failure I’ve been this year. I don’t deserve this.
There is awkward silence in the building, but suddenly, the unconfident look in her eyes turns into a look of fire. She’s even able to let out a smirk before she continues…
Casey Holliday: ...or at least… that’s what was going through my mind after last week!
You could hear some sighs of relief in the audience.
Casey Holliday: I’m NOT going to deny that I HATE this year. I’m not going to deny that I am TIRED of STRUGGLING! I’m not going to deny that I am tired of certain DARK CLOUDS hanging over my head and Jake, you have gotten away from me LONG ENOUGH! I’M DONE with this cat and mouse BULLSHIT! I know that the one way I am EVER going to get rid of this ‘dark cloud’ over my head is by beating you down and making your life miserable! What I WANT is for this to END… on MY fucking terms! I’m NOT about to quit because that’s NOT what I do so what I want RIGHT NOW is for you to come out here and face me and I’ll tell you EXACTLY what the fuck I want and I am NOT going anywhere until you come out to face me… or do I have to go back there and drag your ass out here?
Casey pauses, waiting for any sort of response. The lights go down in the building and after about a minute they come back up to reveal Jake Mason sitting on the mat with his legs under him as he stares intently at Casey Holliday. The Master walks around the ring behind her student and leers at Holliday.
The Master: Why so anxious, my child? You seem like you have seen your future pass before your eyes, or was it not your future. Perhaps it was your father’s future and you saw how close it is to being over. You seem to have this righteousness about you that says life is only supposed to be positive. Failure is not something that’s allowed to poke his eye over the fence and find residency. You make yourself appear to be a child who never once heard the word no. You make yourself out to be the spoiled brat that quite frankly you are. “Daddy the mean people in Redemption didn’t just lay down for me.” “They are actually making me earn my place.” “They are telling me I won The Belt of Ascension by riding the coattails of the champion. Of course that’s what I did, but they shouldn’t call me out on it.” These are all conversations you have had with your father as he laid in the hospital bed begging for death and the end of the torment you caused him. Truly heartbreaking the way you made him feel. All he wanted was peace. All you demanded was pity for yourself. Now that I allowed his recovery you are able to use these moments as so called motivation. But let’s discuss what has happened since he has come back from certain bliss. You have been a failure, Casey. You have been a disappointment. I have sat outside his residence as he questioned your god about why he was allowed to survive only to see collapse in his daughter. I’ll let you in on a little secret Casey. It was my doing. I brought my best doctors with me solely because they understand the sickness that your times medical joke simply are perplexed by. If you’d like I can retcon his triumphs and give you something to avenge. Would it change anything in your mind? No, but I do want you to have all your options. Casey Holliday you are a child still looking for answers to life’s simplest of questions. You are so much like young Mason here. He, however, understands that he needs someone to give him answers. So I come to you offering answers. All you have to do is ask. I’m not here to force you into my teachings. One must come to it naturally. Only then are they enlightened.
In her anger, Casey throws down the Balt of Ascension and really begins to seethe a bit. She grips her microphone tighter and the anger just pours out of her eyes.
Casey Holliday: You would NEVER, EVER know the conversations we’ve had. You would NEVER KNOW what he went through. You would NEVER know how he got through his disease. How can you know so much about him, yet know so little about ME? I’ve EARNED everything I’ve ever gotten EVERYWHERE I’ve been…
Casey pauses, wincing for a bit, trying extremely hard not to have a sudden collapse in confidence based on the words she just heard.
Casey Holliday: I haven’t been an angel my whole career… but you do not get to judge me. You do not get to decide my destiny. I have NEVER been the kind of person that has accepted anything less than my best and you prey on me when you KNOW I haven’t been my strongest? You want to dredge up insecurities that either do not exist within me or do… but you blow them out of proportion? What does that say about you? I have stated before that I am DONE with this cat and mouse game! I only want ONE thing from you people… ONE FUCKING THING… AND I DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HOW YOU FEEL OR WHAT YOU THINK… THIS ONE FUCKING THING…
Casey catches herself knowing tears are coming, so she pauses for a moment to hold them back before continuing.
Casey Holliday: Name a time. Name a place! Whenever, WHEREVER, I want ONE match… ONE fucking match against Jake and I don’t give a shit about what I have to risk to get it! I don’t give a shit if I put that Belt of Ascension on the line, my hair on the line, or GOD even my CAREER on the line… I don’t give a SHIT what type of match it would be… YOU don’t get to use my father and his illness to try to pour SALT in last week’s wound of someone I KNOW I am BETTER THAN on ANY given night beating me last week and so help me god… you’re going to pay for that! I don’t give a FUCK about what I have to do, what kind of match it is or ANYTHING of that nature… I just want ONE chance… ONE… to end this with HIM… ON MY TERMS… and I’d give ANYTHING for that… I’d give ANYTHING to get this fucking storm that’s been raining above my head for months to fucking STOP. ENOUGH CHICKENSHIT! I want my match against Jake! PERIOD!
The Master doesn’t even give a facial response or any emotion about what Casey Holiday has just said. Only a simple response is given.
The Master: There is a time and a place for everything. You will learn your fate in due time. If I were you though…I’d be more concerned with the phone call you are about to receive. Pills do get misplaced, and your fathers been missing his blood pressure medication. I do hope they realize their mistake in time.
With that The Master let’s out an evil laugh. The lights go out again, and when they come back up The Master and Jake Mason are gone, and Casey Holliday is seated on the mat in the corner with a dazed look on her face.
15 Minutes of Rawlings
“Champion’ By Grinspoon plays through the arena and Stephen Rawlings comes out and walks down to the ring. The crowd erupts into boos and Stephen smirks to himself
Stephen Rawlings: I know you all are so thrilled to see me on what is another episode of 15 minutes of Rawlings… But I promise this week will gripping TV… It might get us nominated for a grammy…
The crowds boos grow louder.
Stephen Rawlings: Listen… There are only two people in the entire world who believe I have any shot at beating Lyric and that shocked me. I am clearly a better athlete than her, but for some reason that’s not enough for you thirsty assholes, so…. I decided to educate you… I made a list of reasons I am better than Lyric. 1000 reasons I am better than her, in fact, I mean, come on … The fact I could find 1000 things that make me better than her is telling enough, but that would never satisfy you lot, so I will sit here and read the entire list.
The crowd erupts into a boo that is so loud you can barely hear anything else. Stephen pulls out a pair of reading glasses and his cellphone.
Stephen Rawlings: (Clearing his throat)
1. I have won a World Championship Title!
2. I won the International Championship 3 times when it existed!
3. I have won every title there is to win in Japan.
4. I have been a Tag team champion!
5. I have beat every member of the Redemption Hall of Fame.
6. I have a penis!
The crowd breaks into boos.
Stephen Rawlings: Now, now… Let me talk please.
7. I look like a wrestler. Lyric looks like a girl on her way to Whole Foods after a yoga class.
8. I trained for 10 years with some of the hardest, meanest, baddest trainers in the history of wrestling to become a wrestler. She won a contract with a headshot.
9. I’m sane.
10. I have never had a penis inside me, except for that one time I stepped in the Atlantic ocean and it was like 40 degrees.
The crowd boos.
Stephen Rawlings: Shut up! I’m reading!
11. I beat her before.
12. I have a penis.
13. I am bigger than her.
14. I am smarter than her,
15. I am older than her.
The crowd breaks into a chat of “Old Man, Old Man.” Stephen rolls his eyes and just ignored them.
Stephen Rawlings: 16. I have a full name,
17. I am more muscular than her.
18. I have a penis.
19. I don't bleed out of my vagina and get all emotional for a few days every month.
20. I have more money than her.
21. I am from Michigan!
22. Armbar
23. I’m less annoying than her.
24. I’ve won more matches than she's even wrestled.
25. I have a cooler car than her.
26. I am smarter than her.
27. I am so special the company gave me 15 minutes to do whatever I want just to make me happy.
28. I have a penis.
29. I only need one personality to win a match.
30. I am funnier than her.
31. I am faster than her
32. My hair is shorter than hers.
33. I’ve beat some of the greatest wrestlers to ever grace Redemption’s presence.
34. I have a penis!
35. My one personality is more interesting than all of hers combined.
The crowd is starting to get bored and the boos are getting louder.
Stephen Rawlings: Bear with me… I’m only on number 35!
The boos get louder.
Stephen Rawlings: Now, now…. Calm down,
Number 36. I know how to read.
37. I know how to write.
38. I know how to wrestle.
39. I have caught three sharks while fishing in the Ocean.
40. I have a penis.
41. I live in a mansion.
42. I’ve never been pulled over for a speeding ticket.
43. I have a family that actually exists.
44. I am more entertaining than her!
45. The only thing that ever goes in my butt is Toilet paper and the occasional finger. You guys know how it is.
46. I have a penis.
47. I own three boats.
48. I am sane.
49. I beat Tony Field.
50. Armbar
The feed cuts and the following caption cuts in this screen.
“This segment runs the entire fifteen minutes, so we have cut this segment down for your convenience. “
The feed cuts back on and Stephen is sitting on a chair in the ring, and holding a half drank bottle of water. .
Stephen Rawlings: 950. I have a penis
951. When the aliens invade, they won’t take her because she's already touched.
952. I beat Ashton Crowley.
953. 7 deadly sins match.
954. Suplex
955. I have a penis
956. I am 42 and I still look this damn good!
957. Iron Man
958. I have talent.
959. Dog
960. I am prettier than her.
961. Hurricanrana
962. I am sane.
963. I have muscles.
964. I am faster than her
By now, the crowd has bood themselves bored, and none are really paying any attention.
Stephen Rawlings: 965. I have two healthy legs, because after tonight, she won’t.
967. Steelchair
968. I have a Healthy Back because after tonight, she won’t.
969. I have a beautiful singing voice.
970. Penguin
971. I am smarter than her.
972. I have a penis.
973. DDT
974. I’ve been in movies.
975. Leopard
976. I drive an Aston Martin
977. Hulk
978. No Vagina
979. I look good in a suit.
980-
Just then Lyric walks from the back and the crowd breaks into a huge cheer, everyone shouting her name.
Stephen Rawlings: Nu uh! I don’t think so!!!!! This is MY time… and No one can take it from me…. Guards!!!!!
Just then, two large body guards intercept Lyric. She tries to plead with them, but they force her backstage. Her glare reaches Rawlings, and the two lock eyes… She doesn’t release her glare until she disappears backstage.
Stephen Rawlings: How rude…. I can’t even have my own seg without her trying to get in on it…. Anyway? Where was I? Right… 980. I have a penis!
981. Armbar
982. I can grow facial hair
983. I have won the world championship.
984. I have a deeper voice than her.
The crowds is now booing so loud you cant hear Stephen….
He stops.
Stephen Rawlings: You know what? Fine… 1000… I have a penis! There I AM DONE… ARE YOU ALL HAPPY? Can’t let a man get his innermost thoughts out…. You guys are so impatient…
Stephen shakes his head with disgust and drops the mic on the mat. He then exits to the back and the camera fades.
Where's Your Pass?
The live feed cuts to the wrestlers entrance, where two blonde headed and slightly beefed up men are coming entering Arena Mexico. Both men have blue jeans on, while the one on the left is wearing a black t-shirt that reads "I Just Came Here to Insight an Erection" while the man on the right has on a blue t-shirt that has a drawing of a man with a meat clever and reads "You Can’t Have Manslaughter Without Laughter".
The two men turn the corner to be met by a big thick Latino security guard.
Security Guard: Passes?
Chase Deacon: We’re the new guys. Chase and Shawn Deacon.
He looks over the list.
Security Guard: Don’t see your name. Have your passes?
Shawn Deacon: Fuck. I left them in my other pants. Call your wife, they’re laying on your bedroom floor.
Security Guard: Sir, my wife is dead.
Shawn Deacon: Huh! Guess that’s why she didn’t put up a fight.
Before the doorman can react Chase finds their passes in his back pocket. He tosses them at the security guard then move on.
Chase Deacon: You think his wife’s really dead?
Shawn shrugs.
Shawn Deacon: Don’t care. Not my problem. What is our problem is we’re an hour late, Joss wanted us here an hour ago.
Chase Deacon: Not my fault. You’re the one who wouldn’t leave until the midget toss was over.
Shawn Deacon: Damn right I wasn’t leaving. You can’t find a good midget toss in the states anymore. Fucking PC cancel culture. They have to fuck everything up. So tell me again about this new company.
Chase Deacon: Uncensored TV:MA…
Shawn smiles as the show moves to the hour one main event.
Main Event Hour One
BRATS and Infierno
vs
Dolors and Haze of Payne
The hour main event was a cross promotional match with Revolucion de Lucha Mexico, in an eight person tag match. This match was very fast paced with a lot of quick tagging in and out on all sides. There also seemed to be some rare chemistry between the masked Dolor Renacido and Scarlett Payne.
The fans are it up, the nonstop action and big time, daring spots. At one point there was a false finish with El Diablo hitting Devils Gates on Dama Dolor, but the count was broken up. The finish finally came with the luchas all taken out on the outside of the ring. Lizzy hit Lux on the back of the head with a small golden object that couldn’t be made out, allowing Landon Dalmon to pin her. Scarlett tried to break the count, but Scarlett Payne was cut off by Lizzy.