Post by rhiannon04 on Jun 14, 2021 3:27:09 GMT
**NOTE** - Due to family issues and a death in the family matches that are done are posted. One match is posted without commentary. The rest will just have the finish and will be posted and the matches themselves added later.
Preshow
Bael vs Brookes Boren
-Bael squashed Boren for an easy win.
Belle Levaneau vs Hack Reed
-Good debut from Belle who won with a crossface submission.
Lucky Keenan vs Ozzie Powers
-Lucky Keenan won with a Lucky Draw. Powers had a good showing though.
Hungry Jack vs Triple J
-Hungry Jack squashed Triple J
Mercy Payne vs Pandora Ravencraft
Mercy locked on No Mercy and Pandora tapped out. Mercy refuses to break the hold so the referee overturned the decision and DQd her. Then Rosie Sinn ran out and made the save of Pandora.
Alimañas para mi experimento
The speakers crackle out and we're suddenly plunged into darkness throughout the whole stadium. A hubbub rises up in the crowd when we appear to lose the Salvation feed along with the power. The voice of Suicida can be heard loud and clear, somehow.
Suicida: Puedo ver que mis pequeños conejillos de indias tienen miedo a la oscuridad.
(I can see that my little guinea pigs are afraid of the dark.)
Strangely, the Tron appears to be working just fine. Suicida's evil laugh becomes louder and louder until a candle is lit on screen. As soon as the fans can make Sui out, they make it known that they aren't happy to see her.
Suicida: No me importa lo que piensen los escoria del estanque de la costa oeste. Cierra tus bocas gordas.
They don't supply subtitles for this one, yet there is a heavy BOO from those in the arena who speak Espanol.
Suicida: Ahora a cosas más importantes. ¡Ah! ¿Quién es el alma desafortunada cuyo rostro se está derritiendo esta noche, Redención? Mmm.
(Now to more important things. Ah! Who is the unfortunate soul whose face is melting tonight, Redemption? Hmm.)
A cackle of electricity springs from Suicida's fingertip as she points
Suicida: ¡Eres tú, Azzy! ¡Usted es el elegido!
(It's you, Azzy! You are the chosen one!)
A small albeit constant spark emanates from Suicida's fingertips as she throws her head back, chuckling evilly to herself. Due to this being Azzy's hometown crowd, they appear to be right behind Azzy and this doesn't seem to please the masked Puerto Rican.
Suicida: Azurine Vebbins. Pobre tonta. ¡Es un día triste cuando una ama de casa tan inocente debe caminar por el pasillo y mirar a la muerte a la cara!
(Azurine Vebbins. Poor fool. It's a sad day when such an innocent housewife must walk down the aisle and stare death in the face!)
They go crazy for the mention of Azzy's name, and they BOO what Sui has to say.
Suicida: Sin embargo, así es la vida, ¿verdad? En un momento, eres una joven estrella prometedora que se prepara para conquistar el mundo…
(Yet that's life, right? One moment, you are a promising young star preparing to take over the world…)
Sui pauses, waiting for the fans to die down a bit.
Suicida: ¿El siguiente? ¡Tienes quemaduras de segundo grado en todo tu puto cuerpo! ¡Soy yo quien puede hacer que eso suceda, Azzy! No es momento para bromas aquí. ¡Nunca volverás a ser el mismo después de este partido!
(The next? You got second degree burns all over your fucking body! I'm the one who can make that happen, Azzy! This is no time for jokes here. You will never be the same again after this match!)
As Sui speaks, a low hum begins to build up in the arena. Piece by dim piece, the arena lights start to come back to life. The fan reaction can only be described as 'What the fuck is going on?'
Suicida: Si. Eso te gusta, ¿no? ¿Te gusta cuando vuelve la energía, verdad, pequeñas alimañas? ¿Desafortunadamente para tu pequeño amigo, Azzy? La luz se apaga. ¡El domingo es viernes, si sabes a qué me refiero! Los veré cerdos más tarde.
(Yes. You like that, right? You like it when the power comes back, right, little critters? Unfortunately for your little friend, Azzy? The light turns off. Sunday is Friday, if you know what I mean! I'll see you pigs later.)
With that, the power to the feed as well as the arena comes back brighter than ever. The crowd groans collectively as they are seemingly blinded. However, we can now return to our usual broadcast.
Weight Watching
The camera cuts backstage where Hungry Jack stands with a towel around his neck. He has barely broken a sweat from his match earlier in the night with Triple J. He stares at the floor and then looks up with a smile.
Hungry Jack: It looks like I'm getting closer to my goal. It won't be long before I get my hands on Chance Field once more.
He takes the towel from his neck and wipes his face.
Hungry Jack: I'm not going to lie. The past couple of weeks have been torture. I'm sure it comes as no surprise that I've never denied myself when it comes to food. There are few things in life I enjoy more.
The big man cracks his knuckles.
Hungry Jack: It's all going to be worth it when I get to shove my fist down Field's throat. Baby Carrot has messed with the wrong man. He also underestimated my self control. These are two mistakes he's definitely going to pay for.
The hungry one chuckles.
Hungry Jack: I know you're getting nervous Chance. You never thought I could lose the weight, that's why you've been trying to sabotage me every chance you get.
Hungry Jack's expression turns serious.
Hungry Jack: You thought bringing in the the finest cuisine to catering would get me to break? I'm used to eating things like hotdogs and burgers. Late night room service? I was probably already passed out.
He shakes his head.
Hungry Jack: The point I'm making is this. You versus me is going to happen, and there's not a damn thing you can do about it! See you soon Baby Carrot.
The prince of plus sized storms off. All that is left behind is a scale.
Boiling Over
The camera pans out to one Arebelle Laveneau and her girlfriend Harlow Jean. Belle is still in her wrestling gear and Harlow is wearing a tank top and jeans with sandals.
Belle: I finally got to lay hands on someone at least! What the bloody fuck is wrong with management? First of all I get to the arena and I have no dressing room!
Harlow: I’m on it babe, someone responsible with have some answering for this fuck up!
Belle: Pandora’s got a dressing room, stupid green haired bitch!
Belle continues storming down the hall ripping off her wrist tape and dropping it on the floor as she goes.
Harlow: I’d love to rip out those green extensions of hers!
Harlow growls as she tries to keep pace with Belle as she rants.
Belle: Sucking up to one of the biggest names in the business with Slade..It will make her harder to get at now.
Harlow: Harder but not impossible!
Belle: You’re right Harlow...I just have to figure a way to get her alone....
Belle grins as she comes up with a plan as the camera fades away.
Azurine Vebbins vs Suicida
Something of a struggle between good and evil occured in this match when The Adorkable Angel, Azurine Vebbins, took on the malevolent Suicida. It seemed as though Suicida couldn't wait to take Vebbins down, jumping her before the bell and putting the boots to her. Suicida dominated the early part of the match with some high flying theatrics, though Vebbins was quick to turn the tables when Sui missed her top rope guillotine legdrop. Vebbins took advantage and made some progress, although it didn't last long! I'm about to show you what happened:
J.J: Vebbins with a headlock takedown attempt
A loud bang emanates from the ring, and Azurine cries out in pain and falls back before stumbling to a seated position..
Jordan: I have an idea, but I sure don't like it..
J.J: Kneeling hurricanrana by Suicida! Cover and it just gets a two count.
Sui drags Azzy to her feet and irish whips her into the corner, following up with a running European uppercut.
Jordan: Whatever it was, it sure did knock Vebbins stupid for a second, and I like that.
Sui springboards, looking for a triangle dropkick but Azzy rolls out of the way. Sui ends up in the corner with Azzy poised to nail her with a step up high knee, leaving her slumped..
J.J: Vebbins is setting Suicida up..
The crowd get excited as Azzy gets Sui up on the top turnbuckle..
J.J: DUPERPL..
Again there's a loud bang and a wail from Azzy who falls back into the centre of the ring, twitching just slightly.
Jordan: Look at the evil grin behind that mask as Suicida climbs to the top rope. She knows what she did..
The crowd are on the feet suddenly as Sui looks around real quick, turns around and launches into a picture perfect phoenix splash..
J.J: OUCH! Azurine Vebbins pops up the knees!
Sui bounces off and falls back to the mat as she clutches her back and midsection.
Jordan: Azzy with the cover
ONE
TWO
J.J: Suicida kicks out as the hand is coming down for the three.
Azzy nods to herself, dragging Sui up, delivering a couple of knees on the way up for good measure.
Jordan: What the...Vebbins has Sui up in that ol timey Airplane spin!
Crowd: WOOOAAAAHHH
Sui stumble as Azzy puts her down right where she wants her..
J.J: Springboard double axe handle by Vebbins!
Sui falls to the mat, trying to shake off the cobwebs as she gets back up.
Jordan: Vebbins up and knees her in the sternum! There's the superkick!
Suicida stumbles back..
J.J: Sweetheart sock hop!
As Azzy goes to drop Sui with the DDT, Sui holds her footing, swings her around and dumps her with her patented sitout electric chair driver!
Jordan: A la mierda tu vida! Cover
ONE
TWO
THRe..
The fans roar with approval and applaud when Azurine Vebbins manages to kick out. Sui is furious and she gets up, screaming at the referee in Spanish who simply holds two fingers up. Suicida shakes her head and growls as she heads out to ringside and starts rooting around underneath it..
J.J: Suicida is pulling out a table and a couple of chairs, but as far as I was aware, this isn't a hardcore match?
Jordan: It isn't!
Sui throws one of the chairs from the outside at Vebbins, causing her to stir. The referee angrily throws it back out, but he doesn't catch Sui unfold the one in her hand and launch herself off it as Azzy is getting back up..Sui hits a flying shooting star DDT!
J.J: Tratamiento de choque lands! This could be the match!
ONE
TWO
THRe..no!
The fans are once more on their feet roaring with approval, and Sui is beside herself with anger! The referee is not fast enough to stop her from running over and snatching the chair that she launched off of and let out a roar as she charges at Azzy.
*SMASH!*
J.J: The crowd ain't liking it at all, but the referee is calling for the bell!
DING DING DING
Suicida misses wildly as she swings at Azzy again, but she rolls out of the way in a hurry..
Jordan: I guess that this one goes in the books as a disqualification to The Adorkable Angel, but I know it wasn't the result she wanted!
Sui screeches as she hurls the chair at Azzy but she luckily ducks as she rolls out of the ring.
J.J: Wha..who is this masked woman, and why the hell is she so angry?
As Azurine makes her way back to the ramp clutching her side, she watches on as the referee tries to restrain Sui but another loud bang emanates, and the arena watches as the referee falls twitching to the canvas. Suicida immediately looks right at Azurine, pointing to her and yelling something in Spanish over the top of Azzy's music.
J.J: Somehow, I don't think this is over, Jordan.
Jordan: Gee, you don't say.